PUMA FAST-R NITRO Elite: Unleash Your Speed. Conquer Every Run. Simply Brilliant.
Right then, listen up, you speed demons. The Fast-R3 isn't just a running shoe, it's a bloody weapon, a secret weapon forged in the fires of data and lab-rat agony. We've unleashed this beast on the best, the elite, the proper lunatics of the running world, and it's been digitally sculpted to obliterate your PBs. Forget shaving seconds, we're talking minutes, mate. Minutes you wouldn't believe. Think about it, you're a three-hour marathon runner, yeah? Well, this bad boy, with its mind-boggling 3.15% efficiency gain*, could potentially knock off a stonking four minutes and thirty seconds, yeah, you heard right, four and a half minutes! That's like... a whole bloody tea break! We've shaved off a hefty 95 grams from the last model, stuffed it full of the new, improved NITROFOAM™ ELITE, and cranked up the carbon PWRPLATE for the kind of propulsion that'll have you feeling like you've got bloody rockets strapped to your feet. Get on it, or get left behind. *Compared to the PUMA Fast-R NITRO™ Elite 2